Two jokes

POST EDITED: I have another joke to share.

Uncle Leo and Aunt Emma were attending church services in Auburn and about halfway through the sermon she leans over and says, "I just let a silent fart. What do you think I should do?"

Leo replies, "Put a new battery in your hearing aid."

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I heard this on the Jay Leno show.

What part of your body is a musical instrument?

Your nose, because you pick it and you blow it.