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"Every day is a gift you've been given. Make the most of the time, every minute you're living." -Chris Rice

3.31.2006

Toilet Cleaning Instructions

1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl.

2. Pick up the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

3. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. You may need to stand on the lid.

4. The cat will self agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from the toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.

5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power-wash and rinse".

6. Have someone open the front door of your home. Be sure that there are no people between the bathroom and the front door.

7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.

8. The cat will rocket out of the toilet, streak through the bathroom and run outside where he will dry himself off.

9. Both the commode and the cat will be sparkling clean.

8 Comments:

Blogger Sarah said...

That's pretty funny.

3/31/2006 12:23:00 PM  
Blogger Cold River Marketing Blog said...

Umm...yeah. I'd like to see the video!

3/31/2006 11:30:00 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Yea, me too. We could do it for America's funniest home videos. A lot of times it's the staged ones that win anyway.

4/01/2006 12:41:00 AM  
Blogger Larry Klutts said...

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4/01/2006 04:40:00 PM  
Blogger Chris said...

Does it really work? We have some cats.

Could you substitute a guinea pig?

4/01/2006 07:44:00 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Larry, thanks for stopping by. No offense about the comment deleted. I'll put it back up next week :-)

4/02/2006 06:02:00 PM  
Blogger Karen said...

Chris, I have a feeling a guinea pig might succumb to the flushing due to it's smaller size.

4/05/2006 04:35:00 AM  
Blogger Chris said...

If may be possible to tie a thin rope to the guinea pig to retrieve it after the flush?

4/07/2006 03:02:00 AM  

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