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6.03.2005

Good blonde jokes

A friend sent some jokes today. These are the best two:

GEOGRAPHY?
Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking...and one blonde says to the other: "Which do you think is farther away...Florida or the moon?" The other blonde turns and says, "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida...?????"

BLONDE ON THE SUN
A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day. The Russian said, "We were the first in space!" The American said, "We were the first on the moon!" The Blonde said, "So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!" The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads. "You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!" said the Russian. To which the Blonde replied, "We're not stupid, you know. We're going at night!"

1 Comments:

Blogger Avery's mom said...

I've heard the one about the moon vs. florida

gotta tell my dad about the Sun visit @night
he loves blonde jokes. thanks for the laugh

6/04/2005 11:11:00 AM  

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